700bhp daily

There's something weirdly rewarding seeing peoples faces as you drive past 'em in a car that really doesn't want to be driven... on the street, let alone in the snow. Bizarrely the R32's surprisingly drivable - monumental lag + 4wd = bwahaha FWD monkeys!

Unfortunately, recently imported 20-year-old car + colossal amounts of salt = hello rust, so every outing means out comes the hose and two very annoyed folks when your steep drive is sheet ice in the morning. Ooops.

It also sucks anus when your neighbours (living on a busy, main road) think they're house lives in the countryside, and even the noise of the electric gates is too loud for them. 104db of Skyline idle really doesn't go down well either...

The only option you have left is to whack out the Bee-R!